mullet shy

When one mullet is intimidated by another mullet

Eric didn’t want to tell Jared there was a new mullet in town because he was a little “mullet shy”

by HapaJohn October 14, 2020

Fashion Mullet

The actual term for a scene or emo girl haircut.

Vanna Venom has a teased, and stylized fashion mullet.

by Tingle Likes Rupees December 12, 2016

Playoff Mullet

Similar to the NHL Playoff Beard, but Patrick Kane of the Chicago Blackhawks recreated the tradition into a Playoff Mullet.

Business in the front, party in the back.

Patrick Kane is too cool for a Playoff Beard, so he grew a Playoff Mullet and won the Stanley Cup.

by Left Winger April 11, 2011

Mullet machine

Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.

Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.

by Shootermacgavin January 29, 2018

Mullet Man

A white redneck wannabe with a mullet, generally an alcoholic who enjoys a good time

Larrett: Gahd motha fuckin damn JT that’s gotta me the best looking gahdamn hair cut I ever did see
JT: I am Mullet Man
Larret: Incoherent southern slurred speech* gahdamn Mullet Main

by PogManTommy April 9, 2021

workplace mullet

In the age of COVID19, many people are working online and using video conferencing apps. When a person dresses in work clothes from the waist up and doesn't pay attention to what they're wearing below the waist because it can't be seen on video, they're wearing a workplace mullet.

Today on our online staff meeting, I wore a workplace mullet. No one knew I had my pajama bottoms on!

by Author_Dad_Curious April 1, 2020

Mullet Wazompski

The Love child of Sully and Mike Wazowski. He has a Mullet

"Did you see Mullet Wazompski over there?"
"Yeah, he's so cool!"

by Romcyclator May 25, 2021