WoW mormon

Someone who plays world of warcraft (WoW) and signs onto less evolved MMO's (which they probably played before they started WoW) such as RuneScape and spamming the obvious news that there is a more exciting game out there.

"Let's report that wow mormon for spamming."

by Teh goods November 6, 2009

mormon standoff

When you run into someone in a compromising location and realize if either party mentions it they will incriminate themselves by association.

I walked ino the stripckub and saw my boss. We stared at each other realizing we were in a mormon standoff.

by Igby1106 November 3, 2017

Mormon Threeway

Intense frottaging amongst three fully clothed people.

Hey, Jesse, I think that we can convince that stripper to try a Mormon Threeway!!!

by Guido Parmesan September 7, 2010

mormon hole

a.) It's the gayest thing

b.) Any hole found on the surface of Glenn Beck

I'm sick of the words that come out of Glenn Beck's Mormon Hole

by Shamusmcknaly January 16, 2011

book of mormon

The Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ. It is about 500 pages long and was written in biblical times on the American continents by the Nephites, Lamanites and Jaredites. It was translated by Joseph Smith, prophet, seer and revelator in the mid-1800s. It is read and studied by Latter-Day Saints (LDS) or Mormons. It is not in place of the bible, it just talks about Jesus on a different continent. It is, as I believe, is true and is one of the best things that you'll ever read.

The Book of Mormon is long, but rewarding.

by Mormon Girl-Worth The Wait June 7, 2007

jack mormon

A person who was subjected to the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints at an early age. After smelling the Bull-Shit, then wised up and joined the rest of the sane world. Also see: A man who choses not to marry more than one woman at a time, or live on a compound.

"That Bill Bratsky used to be Morman, now the son of a bitch is on welfare and drinks all my beer! God Damn jack mormon!"

by Ryan from Zion August 13, 2006

mormon prom

Prom that consists of dancing at least 2 feet from each other to leave room for the lord. Female dresses must be below the knee. Large groups of teenagers congregate behind the building to drink sparkling grape juice and pray. Drinks provided are punch bowls full of the sacrament(holy water).

Jimmy: Hey are you going to the mormon prom?
Susan:Yep, I got my family friend to buy me a nice big bottle of grape juice!

by yxzy October 19, 2015