Santa Monica College

A fucking over populated community college in Santa Monica that lies about University transfers. It's a community college. It was among the top ranking in the national. However, due to critical financial shortages, it belongs to the bottom in my option ( I went there). In addition, the Professors(most) are a holes. Some Pressores are really caring and nice.

Damn, I went to Santa Monica College, it sucks.

by Marco at UCR October 17, 2006

monika

verb;
to cheat, or be cheated on

"my gf just pulled a monika on me with that new kid."

by >:3[RAWR]imalion June 11, 2006

Monika

your waifu probably

"Damn, Monika sure is best girl"

by Kittenspore October 2, 2018

Monique

She’s so lit every one loves her so much

Monique are you lit or litty yes.

by Your lit friend nixpixdi... June 24, 2019

Monicas

Same thing as saying my niggas but you say it Mah-Nic-AZ (Monicas)

Guy #1 what’s up my boy
Guy #2 what it do Mo-ni-ca

You guys are monicas

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

2 Eyed Monical

Verb and Infinitive To Give a 2 Eyed Monical

Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl

Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.

Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.

Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.

Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?

Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.

by Steven J Huddy April 4, 2008

Monica

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by Just monica December 7, 2018