mittensmaid

Mittensmaid is a word that means non funny and strange.

(Im mittens so i find this funny)

you are so much like mittensmaid

by Mittens. August 19, 2021

mittens

a protecter for your hands when you are cooking

you are baking it is done you open it with your mittens

by animefanlo September 26, 2021

Mittens

A silly little skrunkly we love mittens here
he is the kindest human man will meet
i wouks give mitzi a hug rn!!

"hey do u know that one mf named mittens"

"fuck yeah i love mittens!!"

by Scootziescoots November 21, 2021

Mittens

Chua Yu Sheng's favourite thing to flick

"I wanna flick those mittens so bad 💪👈😩"

by -Average George fan November 4, 2021

Mittens

A cute little kitten who is a Chess Bot on Chess.com. Pretends to have an ELO (Chess rating) of 1.

However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.

Master Chess player: Have you played Mittens yet?
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.

by jadis666 March 12, 2023

mittensquad

The goat of Besthesda content.
RIP MITTENSQUAD

Mittensquad was a goat.

by RIP MITTENSQUAD December 18, 2023

just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?

AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.

by Billy Buddy August 29, 2005