The hottest bitches you’ll ever see. They are so sexy, flawless, banging, amazing, adorable, precious, gorgeous, and humble. They are also the funniest people you’ll ever meet and are very creative. They have tight pussies and know how to use em 😉 in conclusion they are the most perfect people in the world and when they die they should be donated to science so biologist know what a perfect person (and perfect pair of tits) looks like. Emphasis on perfect tits
Chad: “Holy shit. Those girls are almost Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan”
Terrance: “yeah but bro no one could ever be them bc they are literally so perfect”
Chad: “yeah bro you’re right, man what I would do to bang them”
Terrance: “yeah but bro no one could ever be them bc they are literally so perfect”
Chad: “yeah bro you’re right, man what I would do to bang them”
by ChadandTerrance October 10, 2023
Get the Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordanmug. Commonly a person who is called a ‘Mitchell Phillis’ is referred to the 6’4 body builder, six pack. Big boy Mitchell Phillis. If you’re called ‘Mitchell Phillis’ you are a sexy god. AMEN
by Big Ol Fanny December 26, 2020
Get the Mitchell Phillismug. 
Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.
Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!
by Dr. Dangler February 10, 2021
Get the Quadruple Mitchell Musket Loadermug. 
You’d be surprised how stupid Mitchel’s can be. Mitchel normally has a joke for anything, no matter how inappropriate the situation may be. The maturity level of your friend, or enemy, tends to be all over the place on a certain day. Mitchel seems to be somewhat athletic and are very harsh on themselves. No matter the situation you can always count on them to be there for you and to be the one with a somewhat cool head. Mitchel’s create a lot of unnecessary problems just by the way they are, and that’s why more people hate Mitchel’s than like them. They happen to be a little gay, but that’s okay because it’s 2019 people.
Man, that Mitchel is going to get beat if he doesn’t shut his big mouth
It’s just Mitchel being Mitchel
No one:
Literally no one:
These people that want to start random drama: MITCHEL
It’s just Mitchel being Mitchel
No one:
Literally no one:
These people that want to start random drama: MITCHEL
by Homosexual Jiraffe June 27, 2019
Get the Mitchelmug. Some ginger coon,with a dad named jared from morroco. thinks she’s a ufc fighter when’s she’s drunk but is really just a ginger spaztic
by Hannah Mitchell lover💖 October 27, 2018
Get the Hannah Mitchellmug.