Autobiography of Mistachuck

Chuck D's solo album.

If you don't know me, call me Mistachuck

by Danny Peterson February 2, 2004

mistake

When you fuck an ugly bitch then come in her pussy, so then, later, you realize the condom has broken.

mistake
Nigger: This bitch is ugly, but Ima fuck the living hell outta her anyway.
Bitch: ohhh yeahhh, yeahhhh... coming together
Nigger:... yaeaahh... yeahh... yes.. shockeduh? WTF?!

by Toronto Raptors January 30, 2008

Mistake

Obama

Bob- i voted for Obama

Bob- damnit that was the nigger?, what a "mistake".

by Kain Rize July 2, 2009

mista Ed

a talking horse on tv

i watched mista ed on tv yesterday

by nicollette October 8, 2004

Mintal

adjective: to describe an item or act that pleases the viewer whilst evoking emotions of craziness. A hybrid of mint and mental.

Did you see Divey bounce down the cycle path? It was mintal, man!

by Nodmeister February 8, 2006

backyard mistake

the animal world equivalent of an "oops baby"; a mating between two dogs that is not intended, usually between two very different dog breeds producing ugly puppies

Example 1:
Dammit Jim, I told you to keep your beagle from jumping the fence into my backyard and trying to get friendly with my Pekingese---I don't need any Peagle puppies, those things are ugly!

Example 2:

Girl 1: What kind of dog is that?
Girl 2: It's my Pom-A-Pug!
Girl 1: A what now?
Girl 1: A designer breed mix of a pomeranian and a pug
Dude 1: Looks like a backyard mistake to me!
Girl 1: *crying*

by voiceofcollege May 15, 2010

cambodian mistletoe

A sexual act in which the male or female singles out their big-toe and soccer kicks it into their mates anus.

Andrew: "last night i gave jessica a cambodian mistletoe and missed a little bit."

Jeremy: "What happened next?!"

Andrew: "We spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to stitch her butthole shut..."

by satansarmy666 October 29, 2010