Minecraft 

Some kind of blocky game that's not related to ROBLOX.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Well come Minecraft 2019 where Roblox isin't a problem.

Minecraft by iusedmyschoolaccountsorry August 22, 2019

Minecraft 

The most incredible game in the history of the universe.

Person 1: Hey wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: HELL NO I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!
*Person 2 gets new friends*

Minecraft by Minecraft epic gamer 69 420 August 28, 2019

Minecraft 

Minecraft is a game that is better than fortnite

Person 1: Fortnite is better than Minecraft
Person 2: bishhhhhh not anymore 🤪🤪🤪

Minecraft by Fat bish August 30, 2019

Minecraft 

Ok

'What's Minecraft?' "Ok."

Minecraft by Yassine Harbaoui September 5, 2019

Minecraft 

Where boys become men

Little Jimmy :"Alright guys its Minecraft time!"

*turns into Lil Jim*

Minecraft by CODgamergirl September 6, 2019

Minecraft 

God,s greatest creation

person.1 do you wanna play fortnite
person.2 are you challenging my diamond sword?
person.1 then i guess it will be time for minecraft

Minecraft by bälte September 16, 2019

Minecraft 

better than fortnite

kid a: BRUH fortnite is the best game ever

Kid b: minecraft is better than fortnite

KID A: UR GAY KID

kid b: no u

KID A : :(

Minecraft by EPIC MINECRAFTER September 16, 2019