Milfs and Martinis

Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.
"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"
by Man don't give no fucks May 07, 2018
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milf jin

Milf Jin is Kim Seokjin, but as a milf 🥶
by Sun Cloud October 11, 2020
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milf mustard

the brown yellow substance that gets on a guys dick when he fucks a milf in the ass.
i know edward was hitting the milf in the ass last night, he has a milf mustard stain in his underwear.
by swampmonkey August 13, 2011
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Calabasas MILF

A Calabasas MILF is a MILF from the city of Calabasas, CA. Calabasas is loaded with smokin hot moms more than any other city around. Calabasas MILF's are better looking than your general milf as they tend to be younger women (late twenties and up) and are just beautiful. A lot of them drive Range Rovers.
Theres another Calabasas Milf....This city is full of them!
by Calabasas MIlf Hunter March 30, 2009
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Ultra MILF

The bestest of the best MILFs around. Not just a MILF, but the highest quality MILF.
"Jason my man! Your mum's an Ultra MILF. You must be well proud."
by Lord Ass June 19, 2005
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Milf Cheater

A milf with a husband that wants your penis and tries to get it in every way

These MILFs can have the hottest sex with you, due to the scandalous nature of it all.
1. I was getting a handjob from an amazing MILF, when she stopped to pull out her cellphone. She was talking to her husband about picking up the kids! If only I could resist the Milf Cheaters. Her pussy was too good.

2. Darren's mom totally wants me. Every time i'm around, she bends over and wears a revealing outfit that showcases her rack. Milf Cheaters are the best.
by DildoWithArms June 19, 2011
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Tiger Milf

A hot Asian mom who takes care of herself and is really fit, trim, focused, disciplined and just crazy hot as a result.
(At the grocery store, gym, daycare, etc:) Damn I wouldn't mind finding me some Tiger Milf..
by solis1 February 11, 2011
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