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Bad Fart Meeting

How you describe a meeting to a colleague that wasn't there that turns into a smelly mess because of big egos, bad process and attitudes, and someone in particular who wants control but doesn't have it making a big stink.
I came back from the meeting and my colleague took one look at my face and said 'how did the meeting go?' and I said: "it stank...like a bad fart... a bad fart meeting".
by LucidLibrarian November 24, 2010
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Meaningless sex

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The Meaning Of Life

Truley, this is unanswered. The only meaning of life is to live it to the fullest and serve God. Die happy and on your way to heaven. that is the only goal and purpous in life. THAT AND to make music.
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meatling

Non-vegetarian dumplings - eg ones containing chicken, pork, shrimp etc. Meatlings contrast veglings which are vegetarian dumplings.
I had to wrap my mouth around something meaty; a tasty meatling was the only real option.
by mifmaf February 29, 2008
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meeting time drift

When you arrive at the meeting room on time and there's no one else there, so you depart for a few minutes to do something else while leaving the room empty for the next person to arrive and also quickly leave. This cycle causes meetings to start later and later.
It was fifteen minutes before people were actually gathered in the room together due to meeting time drift.
by Ananananas August 14, 2009
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meeting with donald trump

Euphemism for going to the toilet used by cockneys as it rhymes with dump.
Get the beers in, I'll be back in a jiffy. Got a meeting with Donald Trump.
by neo78 October 23, 2009
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TUBMAP Meeting

Totally Useless But Munchies Are Provided

A meeting that is a total waste of time and of little importance to all attending, lacks purpose and clear direction.
However, food is served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.
"Man I hate these weekly meetings, they're sooo boring!"

"Yeh, total TUBMAP meeting"

"For sure......those muffins are pretty awesome though"
by mrdope September 7, 2009
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