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Muppet Punch

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.

2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“

Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“

Observer 1: “What?”

Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”

Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
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Muppet

Middle age woman who dye their hair Insane colors
She’s a muppet
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You raised with 7-2?? You muppet donkey banana!
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Mbappé

Football player, currently playing for P$G, he owns small clubs like FC Barcelona, sadly already clear of Pessi. Future Real Madrid player,ballon d'or and UCL winner. Already won world cup by the age of 19. Loves Karim Benzema, ;)
Mbappé
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