Mayo: some might think of mayonnaise but for someone special that is their nickname ironic huh, mayo is someone who can light up any room they are in they love hard they will protect you till the end and always rode for you it’s hard to try to love him when all he does is try to put on a act but once you break the shell he’s the one that carries your heart
mayo is the man of your dreams believe that
by baby mami November 22, 2021

Student: Have you heard about how Mayo left a kind at a debate Tournament
Oliver: That's crazy, he is so unproblematic, he would never.
Oliver: That's crazy, he is so unproblematic, he would never.
by Oliver the Hoe(ink) November 24, 2021

A balding middle-aged single-celled caucasian amoeba that often touts how strong it is when, in actuality, it's a weak-jawed Temu Mr. Clean beta.
by Kenthicc February 23, 2025

When an man is having sex and the woman he is fucking is a virgin and bleeds making him cum and t when he takes his dick out it looks like a hot dog with ketchup and mayo
by XXXHOYHOY April 6, 2017

by triggered 12 year old August 25, 2018

A racist & derogatory ethnic slur used to describe & disparage a white female for having a light complexion, even though even the fairest Caucasians don't have skin as white as Mayo.
Often the term is used by self-hating overweight, & unattractive white women with colored hair, who ironically think they're not racist, bigoted, or prejudiced even though they are. However, it was originally coined by hateful, bitter black women.
The so-called anti-racist regressive side of the left doesn't understand that hating & attacking groups of people based on skin color that's beyond their control is a fundamental part of racism & that they're not progressive.
Often the term is used by self-hating overweight, & unattractive white women with colored hair, who ironically think they're not racist, bigoted, or prejudiced even though they are. However, it was originally coined by hateful, bitter black women.
The so-called anti-racist regressive side of the left doesn't understand that hating & attacking groups of people based on skin color that's beyond their control is a fundamental part of racism & that they're not progressive.
Wow, a white girl just tried to insult me for being white by calling me a 'Mayo Madame'! Does she not realize she's white, so she's hating on herself too?
I bet she cries everytime she looks in the mirror then binges on Mayo to numb the pain. She sure looks like she does!
I bet she cries everytime she looks in the mirror then binges on Mayo to numb the pain. She sure looks like she does!
by The MuthaFukkin Pope December 22, 2021

by BIG BIG BOY DA BIGGEST BOY!! January 12, 2024
