Massive Knob

1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.

1. I identify as a massive knob

2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.

by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018

massive mia

this is a girl who reads too much that she never showers and smells like poo and onions,
people tend to run away.

she has no friends.

errr its a massive mia EEWWWWW

by emily+paige :0 February 25, 2022

massive

the trigger word for the 'low taper fade' meme that will NEVER die out. as soon as someone mentions the word 'massive' they know what's coming

Person 1: woah that's massive! can i have some?

Person 2: you know what else is massive? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAAAAAAAAAAAPER FAAAAAAAAADE

by zdriplet March 6, 2025

MASSIVE

When ever you hear someone says something is massive, you tell them Ya'll know what else is MASSIVE
LOOOOWWOWOWOO TABERR FAAADEEEE

The map is too massive, but you know what else is massive
LOOOOOOWWW TABBBBERRR FAADDEEEE

by Im actually kanye west December 15, 2024

massive forehead

Morans got a massive forehead which is bigger than sigh.

mr herbert:wow thagts a mmassive forehead!
moran:stop dad

by totally not moriah November 3, 2021

Massive

An adjective describing Ninja and his well-known Low Taper Fade.

"The fortnite map is massive. And do you know what else is massive? LOOOO-"

by rufflXP January 21, 2025

Massive Fatty

A very very Large person who eats a lot of calories daily and loves chicken and chips

Alex Ashcroft from WHITLAND is a massive fatty

by JosephP806 January 30, 2025