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Mask Bouncer

The employees at the doors of stores that will kick you out if you do not have a mask, they may also be responsible for limiting the amount of people in a store or other business for the sake of socially dostancing, as well as only allowing one person per household or other such policies. They have sprung up in the midst of the Coronavirus epidemic of 2020 and have been at almost every public business, as many states and citites have made if illegal to allow people into an indoor public place without a mask.
Mask Bouncer: “Excuse me sir, May you please wear a mask”

Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”

Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”

Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”

Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”
by Maskerator July 8, 2020
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Mask Mad

Mask Mad – an assumed state due to the misinterpretation of spoken words while wearing a mask
“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”

“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”

“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”

“The witch is banking online.”
Dirty cash.”

“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”

“Candle with hair.”
Expensive.”

“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”

“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”

“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”

“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
by Option 22 July 14, 2020
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mask strutter

A person proudly wearing a face covering, who thinks he/she is saving him/herself and others from the COVID-19 virus.
Mistakenly believing that he is saving himself and others from COVID-19 virus infection, the mask strutter is obeying orders while wearing a face covering.
by Free the mind August 14, 2020
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Mask Hours

Similar to milliamp-hour in the measurement in the capacity of a battery, Mask Hours or Mask Hour is used to measure the capacity of time a face-mask can be worn during a global pandemic.
Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.
by VisyVisyVis89 August 20, 2020
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Drop mask

Suddenly pulling your mask down when you need some oxygen.
I was working hard and couldn't breathe, so I had to drop mask.
by Maskermind August 28, 2020
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Almaguerilla Mask

When you shave your beard and save the clippings then masturbate to completion and spread your ejaculate on your face then sprinkle your beard clippings onto your ejaculate-covered face and create a new beard.
My homeboy shaved his beard off but immediately regretted it, so he he came on his face and gave himself an Almaguerilla Mask.
by Calendar Boy September 12, 2020
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mask trap

Someone who looks attractive with their mask on but ugly as hell with their mask off.
Guy One: How'd it go with that girl you met in class?
Guy Two: Bad, she was a mask trap.
Guy One: That's rough buddy.
by Qwęřž October 5, 2020
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