Cala Maria is the mermaid boss in Cuphead that pretty much everyone in the fandom has a crush on besides King Dice. She is commonly shipped with Mugman.
by joshler is real fite me January 4, 2018
Get the Cala Mariamug. The best person you can ever depend on. Someone who you know won't ever give up on you. Someone who would be there throught out all the crap. Shes different...shes a star. She can be off minded at times, but intelligent on her own. If you need someone to talk to, over look at a maria.
by pllA June 20, 2014
Get the maria sanchezmug. by daytona1997 February 6, 2020
Get the Maria Daytonamug. Finnish high school professor in philosofy and religion. Very hated figure amongs the finnish people. She is very racist and cannot write properly. But she does know alot about philosofy.
She very often gives her students various ridiculous tasks that are way too hard. If you hand in your work one minute too late you have to take the whole course again from the start.
She is also considered very racist against boys.
She has nothing to do with Lauri Markkanen.
She very often gives her students various ridiculous tasks that are way too hard. If you hand in your work one minute too late you have to take the whole course again from the start.
She is also considered very racist against boys.
She has nothing to do with Lauri Markkanen.
by kivekset November 16, 2022
Get the Maria Markkanenmug. That chick's G- thang be so far up her ass you can see 'Maria's Shadow.' Clearly she ain't bleaching that.
by Dr Smooth August 19, 2018
Get the Maria's Shadowmug. by akinsirozenelizaldesajonapp September 17, 2020
Get the Maria Emiliamug. Is a simple girl who loves to be alone. She's interested about the past event/history. She is intelligent and do good deeds to other people. People might hate her but she doesn't care. She only focuses of future. Not interested in guys, fake friends and etc. She is clumsy, people think she has a bad manner but she always do her best to be a good one.
by Stoic_maiden October 21, 2021
Get the Maria Marizmug.