Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it

EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.

by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012

MAP

MAPs, or minor-attracted persons, are people with nothing better to do other than complaining that "children can consent" because they are assholes who sit on the computer screen all day instead of going outside. Most MAPs have a mental problem called "stupidity" that lowers their IQ substantially.

MAP: I like fricking children because i'm a degenerate who has never touched grass or a woman

by heniuwnhiuhfbiuwgv January 6, 2023

Red dot on the map

When someone becomes a known sex offender.

I’m curious about our neighbor. He’s a red dot on the map. Wdym? When someone becomes a known sex offender.

by B-rizzle June 21, 2025

ice's first law of maps

ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.

ice's first law of maps just look at some maps

by icesuu July 9, 2021

master val. Lord of art and maps

Master val is of a man who struggled for Years to get his masters but upon being pushed back and haveing every conceivable roadblock. He prevailed and obtained his master's. Becoming known as Master Val. Lord of art and maps. Its a fitting tital

Person A. Woah who is that over there !

Person B. Thats Master Val. LORD of art and maps

Person A. Woah really?!?

Person B. He is a chad of the maps

by Ivys number #1 fan July 27, 2024

MAP

adjective, that describes a person, who's sexually attracted to minors
A.K.A a pedophile

Person 1: I jerk off to minors
Twitter user: That means your a MAP
Person 2: No, he's a pedophile and should be reported to the authorities

by Gamer231 June 14, 2023

MAP

1. A place to get you point A to point b
2. A gay person that is a Pedo ( this can be a fag or dyke)

1. I need a map to help directions
2. He is a map because he is in a relationship with a boy

by 459395 February 20, 2022