Mac owner

A useless windbage that creams his pants every time he sees a shiny metal object produced by Apple. Mac owners like to ride Steve jobs dead carcass to completion.

Mac owner: wanna head to a coffee shop and sit there staring at the google homepage for 45 minutes

by Blacksantaclauz July 8, 2018

mac-ache

The back ache you get from spending hours not sitting properly in front of a macbook, usually associated with graphic designers.

"I've finally finished designing that poster but i've got some serious mac-ache."

by TheShrad April 9, 2009

baby Mac

A sub-compact automatic rifle, commonly known as an Uzi. The word Mac is shorthand for machine gun, thus the term baby Mac is shorthand for baby machine gun.

I glance at the Doom to make sure he's packed,
His finger's on the trigger of his baby Mac

by The Smartest Baldwin March 13, 2020

Mac a Shit

To shit ones pants so badly that it flattens out like a beef pattie

Your ass has a lump, did you Mac a shit?
Hey your kid stinks, I think he mac’d a shit

by BigSexy68 May 13, 2020

Mac-Fingers

The perfect combination of 2-3 fingers performing a vigorous finger bang action on your girl creating the glorious sounds of her moaning and the stirring of a bowl of warm mac-n-cheese.

I had my Mac-fingers going last night with Rachel on the couch.

The sounds of my Mac-fingers last night made me hungry.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Chili mac

When trevor Mosby puts his dick in a poopy ass

Hey did you hear about what happened to karena last night

"Yeah I heard she got chili macced by trevor"

"WOW bill that trevor sure is a chili maccing machine

by Doofinator October 26, 2018

mac-yan

When somebody is so serious about making mac and cheese that they go super Saiyan and nobody can stop them.

person 1: Yo we have had mac and cheese for weeks now can you like cook something else or can we pick something up.

the mac-yan: I'm making mac and cheese and NOBODY can stop me

person 1: Dude chill it was just a suggestion

the mac-yan: WE ARE GOING TO HAVE MAC AND CHEESE *screams in Saiyan*

by G4gecko31 December 9, 2018