It's great, I'm learning a lot

A. I don't give a fuck! In fact I'm screwing things up just to piss off my boss.

B. I'm so aggrevated at the fuckups I can't even think straight!

A:
Boss: how's that new project going Schmitty?
Schmitty: it's great, I'm learning a lot!

B:
manager (to boss): How is Schmitty doing? I'm really glad you're taking the time to show him this new process.
Boss *eye twitch* it's great, I'm learning a lot!

It's great, I'm learning a lot by BinaryHackerMan July 4, 2016

I'm Not A Lib 

I'm back bitches! Who's ready to go bitchslap the Left into submission.

Time to get more liberals to shut the fuck up.

I'm Not A Lib by I'm Not A Lib January 25, 2005

I'm in a tree 

A statement to use when you are not at work yet your boss is calling you to talk business and assumes you have the capability to discuss business.

Chuck (at his desk in the company office): Garry, could you please describe the history of communication you have established with the potential client? I would like to call them personally myself.

Garry (while in a tree bear hunting in Luray, VA): Chuck, no, I can't. I'm in a tree.

I'm in a tree by Christopher Rost December 30, 2007

I'm like a bird 

The state of not knowing where one's soul is.

(Hint: Try looking behind the sofa.)

"I'm like a bird, I left my soul in San Francisco."

I'm like a bird by Maia's Mom November 3, 2005

I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time 

When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.

“I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time” says Nathan

I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time by Lonestar99 March 19, 2021

I'm on a Europe

a phrase formed to generalize no-talent-assclowns who specifically state they have travelled. either on a resume, simply as its own bullet-point, or in conversation when the topic is irrelevant.

(Born from the 'I'm on a boat' meme)

Person A: Did you hear Biff Fipplethorp talking about his parent-funded joyride through western Europe last semester?

Person B: Yeah that douche-bag is trying to use his alcohol-fueled fuck-fest of a summer of overspending as leverage for his next job.

Person A: Haha, he might as well quote it in his resume... "I'm on a Europe"

I'm on a Europe by binlabia June 23, 2010

I'm not a talker 

Someone who bogart's the mic at weddings, drinks abnormal amounts of vodka and OJ then passes out cold only to be taken care of by a "special" kid. Hours pass, that someone wakes up and runs outside during the Canadian winter season, not dressed accordingly, yelling and screaming "I'm not a talker".

November 24th 2007 El Toro stated "I'm not a talker".

I'm not a talker by Albert Clifford December 22, 2009