L.A.F.M.

Looks At Facebook Marketplace. A severe mental disease, it sucks the money out of your pocket.

Did you see Jake bought a new car? I thought he was broke.

A: Yea, he suffers from L.A.F.M. Poor guy.

by Catrix101 January 21, 2023

S.F.M.T.Y.T.C.J.

The Abbreviation for "Speak Faster More Than Your Titties Can Jiggle"

Typically used when a female with large breasts cannot get to the point of a subject in conversation without talking to much.

"Veronica, speak faster more than your titties can jiggle for Pete's sake!"

"S.F.M.T.Y.T.C.J. Sam!"

by manofweird June 2, 2023

F.M.L

if you hate your life you say fml it means fuck my life

if your mom/dad or sis/bro who the fuck knows you can say it means fight me loser

#fuck my life #F.M.L #fuck #my # life #fight #me #loser

by BeheadGamer July 19, 2016

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I.

Fuck me I'd smash her back doors in

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. she's well peng like send me nudes piff ting

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

F.M.R.H

Fuck Me Real Hard

Person 1: oh yeah F.M.R.H

by HalozAngel July 8, 2018

f.m.t.i.c

Fuck me till i cream

Ariana: Hey
Tony: Hey

Ariana: You should F.M.T.I.C
Tony: bet

by I’msocool~~~ March 8, 2022

f m n o l?

Fuck me now or later?

"F m n o l?"
"Now"
"BET"

by anonymous March 17, 2022