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Loser in-law

The "Best friend" that is oblivious to his/her 3rd wheel intrusion. Or intentionally causes problems between his/her best friends relationship out of spite or jealousy due to his own inability to excel in life.

A loser, usually has a dead end job or none at all. Uses people for money. Always leaves the tab for someone else to pay without remorse.

They do not own a car. Usually have some sort of addiction to a drug, that they maintain very well through the misfortunes of those around them having to put up with them.
Drama queens-usually very dramatic people. Think that because some unfortunate event has happened to them that they're behavior is acceptable.

Will purposely plant idea's in his/her best friends heads to start fights within their relationship. Ex. "he/she is just using you for your money" or "if he/she loved you they wouldn't do that"

The biggest loser of them all, will never amount to anything and will do everything in they're power to drag people down with them. Because misery loves company.
Jenn: guess chase brought my loser in-law, to lunch
Chase: Hey babe
Loser in-law: youre covering lunch right? U know I'm broke. Wanna grab some beers after this, your treat? Lol no but really?
by T-happy November 14, 2011
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Loser on a cruiser

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser
Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser
by Helix5537 July 16, 2023
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Loser Lesbian

A loser who also happens to be a lesbian; often is very awkward around women and may make bad relationship decisions; related to useless lesbian
“She’s still convinced that they ‘made out platonically’ and the bouquet of ‘friendship roses’ meant nothing”

“I literally saw them trip and fall face first in front of their crush today”

“Loser Lesbian Syndrome strikes again”
by izaruru September 17, 2023
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dickhead loser

donald trump is one of the 1,000,000 people who are one.
by dickhead loser April 16, 2020
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fucking losers

the stupid fucks that have other people's definitions removed from this website, after people take their time and effort to submit them in an attempt to get them more widely known and used across the world
This definition is going to get sent to quality control by some cocksucking faggot fucking loser.

Yeah, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
by EAT MY COCK February 17, 2004
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Loser Boozer

A party thrown by a loser where alcohol is the main focus and the majority of attendees are incredibly weird and total losers
Nick: Yo dude, did you hear that Furth is throwing down tonight??
Patrick: Ya bro, but its suppose to be a total Loser Boozer
Nick: Damn brah
by Pat Manson February 19, 2010
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poop loser

A fuckin' piece of shit that will never amount to nothin'.
That lazy ass cat is such a mofo poop loser.
by MotherF July 22, 2003
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