Loser in-law

The "Best friend" that is oblivious to his/her 3rd wheel intrusion. Or intentionally causes problems between his/her best friends relationship out of spite or jealousy due to his own inability to excel in life.

A loser, usually has a dead end job or none at all. Uses people for money. Always leaves the tab for someone else to pay without remorse.

They do not own a car. Usually have some sort of addiction to a drug, that they maintain very well through the misfortunes of those around them having to put up with them.
Drama queens-usually very dramatic people. Think that because some unfortunate event has happened to them that they're behavior is acceptable.

Will purposely plant idea's in his/her best friends heads to start fights within their relationship. Ex. "he/she is just using you for your money" or "if he/she loved you they wouldn't do that"

The biggest loser of them all, will never amount to anything and will do everything in they're power to drag people down with them. Because misery loves company.
Jenn: guess chase brought my loser in-law, to lunch
Chase: Hey babe
Loser in-law: youre covering lunch right? U know I'm broke. Wanna grab some beers after this, your treat? Lol no but really?
by T-happy November 14, 2011
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Loser eyes

A person watching too many sports events, ie baseball, basketball, football, hockey volleyball etc... That person watching his or her favorite team is always losing, hence the meaning of loser eyes.
Tim is always watching the Dallas Cowboys with his loser eyes and still swears they are going to the superbowl like they last did in 1996.
by VBH15 October 07, 2018
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Group Loser

Someone who is a fun individually, but when you're hanging out in a group with them they are a really really boring buzz kill. They don't participate in anything fun and they act like a lame-ass fool.
Did you see how Zach was acting last night!?
Yeah he was being such a group loser!
by mhmyeahright July 29, 2011
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Loser boi

An amazing boi, or enby. They are adorkable and loving, will never leave your side and genuinely always be there for you
1. "Hey loser boi"
"Heyyo"
2. "How are u loser boi"
" im great, but how are u?"
by Yellow bug November 10, 2020
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fucking losers

the stupid fucks that have other people's definitions removed from this website, after people take their time and effort to submit them in an attempt to get them more widely known and used across the world
This definition is going to get sent to quality control by some cocksucking faggot fucking loser.

Yeah, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
by EAT MY COCK February 18, 2004
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Loser Boozer

A party thrown by a loser where alcohol is the main focus and the majority of attendees are incredibly weird and total losers
Nick: Yo dude, did you hear that Furth is throwing down tonight??
Patrick: Ya bro, but its suppose to be a total Loser Boozer
Nick: Damn brah
by Pat Manson February 19, 2010
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poop loser

A fuckin' piece of shit that will never amount to nothin'.
That lazy ass cat is such a mofo poop loser.
by MotherF July 22, 2003
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