landog09

the one and only god in this world, egyptian for: "one above all"

he can break the universe with a snap of his hand. he has a large cult of 60million members

he is humble and friendly, godly yet not arrogant, he is an example of what everyone wants.

landog09 is the only true god

fuck i want landog09 to cum in me

by azzur November 19, 2020

landonsexual

when your deeply in love with Landon Kirby from Legacies

i

love Landon Kirby!
person: oh! your landonsexual

by Klausmikaelsonwife January 22, 2021

Landon

Landon is someone who might fight his demons every day but still manages to put a smile on his face. He has the most GORGEOUS blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. One of the most HANDSOME boys you will ever meet. He is great with kids. He is someone who will make you really happy when you see his face. He is also a GENTLEMEN. He is smart, athletic, and super funny. He is really good at knockout and volleyball. He is also really good at spiking a volleyball. So basically he is an angel.

Girl 1- OMG! Who is that charming, and handsome boy?
Girl 2- He is new.

Girl 3- That must be a Landon.
Girl 1, 2, and 3- He is so cute

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Landon

Landon is awesome and the sexiest dude you'll ever meet. Does not like beans contrary to popular belief. Does not like telutubbies, but honestly who does? Al the girls like him and you should be more like him. My name is Landon, sue me.

Girl: OMG Landon just talked to me!!!!!!!!
Other Girls: Faint.

by NotLandon February 27, 2021

Landon

Sissy suffering from hair loss and erectile dysfunction

Ewwww thats landon, he is a slut for gold diggers

by F_ur_mo March 2, 2022

ladonna syndrome

a special type of allergy that makes u laugh uncontrollably and burst out into spontaneous song singing (horribly might i add)

ladonna syndrome is very bad for your health.

WELL La Donna singing and if you don't know her well just picture a a Banshee(A mythological, female, magical creature that flies all night looking for prey. They feed on people's sadness. They kill by screaming in such a high pitch that it breaks glass and the arteries of its victem's body so that they drown in their own blood) lmfao

by Andre Loredo May 29, 2008

Landon Laxers

These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.

Laxer: Wow im a God, i can get anyone i want to..but i prefer guys.

by John December 5, 2004