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lawn chocolate

the piles of dog shit found in the lawn
Dont let the kids eat the lawn chocolate while im gone
by T_1 June 21, 2010
mugGet the lawn chocolatemug.

lawn chimpanzee

Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick
Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.
by kinghiroichi1 June 22, 2024
mugGet the lawn chimpanzeemug.

Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming
"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"
by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018
mugGet the Lawn Dragonmug.

lawn pride

The feeling after cutting the lawn and immediately after, a neighbor on either side cuts theirs's. A blessing and a curse depending which one you are in the situation.
I bet Tony has some serious lawn pride over there watching me cut the grass after he cut his.
by PlayfullScottsman September 19, 2021
mugGet the lawn pridemug.

Lawn Dart

A marijuana cigarette... A cigarette is a dart and marijuana is grass, hence 'Lawn Dart'.
by Maksmis June 14, 2020
mugGet the Lawn Dartmug.

Lawn Manor Academy

the most shit school in the world. sexist as shit. Filled with furries , weirdos and pedos
I fucking suggest to stay 100 miles away from this school
If someone says this " I go to Lawn Manor Academy"

You should reply with do you need a therapist or do you need social support
by GVSDFGDFGHFGDHGFDHFSGDSfdsafas February 10, 2024
mugGet the Lawn Manor Academymug.

Lawn Cucked

When another man mows your lawn, with or without your consent. Depriving you of the pleasure of mowing it yourself.
Ben: "Did you have a nice time away Rob?"
Rob: "Yeah, but my neighbour lawn cucked me whilst I was away"
Ben: "Damn, that sucks"
by VaginaPoop June 11, 2021
mugGet the Lawn Cuckedmug.

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