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lawn pride

The feeling after cutting the lawn and immediately after, a neighbor on either side cuts theirs's. A blessing and a curse depending which one you are in the situation.
I bet Tony has some serious lawn pride over there watching me cut the grass after he cut his.
by PlayfullScottsman September 19, 2021
mugGet the lawn pridemug.

Lawn Inhaler

When a group of disgruntled losers toss inhalers onto an obviously innocent citizens lawn to give this angel of humanity the idea that they may not survive the day.
Why don't we do a lawn inhaler on Mr. Withers to teach him a lesson. That old do-gooder geezer deserves it.
by Rehtaf April 22, 2023
mugGet the Lawn Inhalermug.

Lawn Dart

A marijuana cigarette... A cigarette is a dart and marijuana is grass, hence 'Lawn Dart'.
by Maksmis June 14, 2020
mugGet the Lawn Dartmug.
The vagina hairs

A way to make fun of slutty Mexicans
The grass in your front lawn is so nice/

Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined
by Jabae24 December 6, 2016
mugGet the the grass in your front lawnmug.

Lawn Tractor Limbo

When you are mowing your grass on a riding lawn mower, and you have to mow under a low-hanging tree...so you lean way back in your seat and "limbo" the tree branches.
I was mowing the grass yesterday, and had to do the lawn tractor limbo going under the apple trees.
by Kalisiin June 18, 2014
mugGet the Lawn Tractor Limbomug.

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt
I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P
by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018
mugGet the Swiss lawn mowermug.

front-lawn storefront

A.k.a. "yard sale". Often you can get good bargains on good-quality household items there, but you hafta always watch out for damaged/defective/worn-out items and inflated prices.
Brick-and-mortar shops do indeed usually charge a lot more for stuff than a front-lawn storefront, but yard-sale items usually don't come with a warranty or money-back guarantee, so it's kind of a trade-off..
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
mugGet the front-lawn storefrontmug.

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