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Wow kid

An expression used when someone does something completely ridiculous or stupid but that totally would be expected of them
Wow kid you would hook up with that female Cambodian tow truck driver at Denny's!
by Young Raspberry Milk July 12, 2015
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Grandma Kid

A young adult/teenager that dresses like a grandma or way too old for their age, they usually appear to be very awkward and shy. They typically wear long socks, tennis shoes, shirts that do not fit properly and their haircut is usually outdated.
Wow that girl is such a grandma kid! She always looks so scared when I say hi to her!
by Dr. Love18 September 6, 2011
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ESPN kid

One of those sport kids from your high school who wears sweat pants every day. An espn kid leaves his TV on ESPN all day even though its boring and repeats the same shit every ten mins.
"Why does that fucker cool guy everyone and get laid even though he is boring, not funny, and wears nike sweat pants everyday (and/or basketball shorts with tall nike socks and sandals)"?

"Well it's because he's a goddamn blockhead ESPN kid".
by dungeonhustler October 12, 2014
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Beytah Kid

Someone (typically a child) who becomes completely obsessed with prototype material surrounding a video game and will blindly prefer broken prerelease builds of games over the final product just because they're different to what they've become used to.
Person 1: Wow! This 3D model of a turd hadn't been textured yet in this build!

Person 2: Yeah it's a good thing they fixed that before releasing the game.

Person 1: Better? It looked better without the textures!

Person 2: You're such a beytah kid.
by yeetyoteyacht October 2, 2020
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westhaven kid

A “Westhaven kid” refers to someone living a rich, fancy lifestyle and “flexes” on people by showing of his/her wealth off to others.
He’s such a Westhaven kid with his big house and nice car.
by CliffSimpkins November 23, 2018
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Kids Bop

by ΔPotato GodΔ June 21, 2019
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Kid Experience

A time when one must take the car out for a pleasant drive at a busy hour in the neighborhood, notably a gated community with many families. You might encounter many kids in the streets playing...
Dad: Hey son, let's go driving today around our gated community.
Son: Alright! Sounds good!

They both walk outside, and see many kids playing.

Dad: Uh, looks like it's crowded today.
Son: Yeah.
Dad: Looks like you're going to have, ehh, a Kid Experience!
Son: ...
by Cosmo Politan January 13, 2013
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