Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.

I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'

by MorgBorg February 11, 2024

Kansas City Shuffle

When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.

Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”

by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023

Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.

I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.

by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015

Went to Kansas

When you're actually so fucking high that you think you're laying in a cornfield in Kansas.

I actually fucking Went to Kansas last night.

by DeepFriedSteve September 15, 2019

kansas rainbow

An elite member of the unicorn astronauts that travel the universe spreading sparkles and cheer.

look out here comes kansas rainbow

by Kapatin Awesome November 16, 2013

Kansas

Flat.

If the textbook definition of “flat” could point fingers, it would fist fuck Kansas.

by Cobonator August 14, 2025

kansas kunt kommittee

A Kansas KKK female Bully Bitch who is a baby mommy and preditor that traps men because she is psychologically unhealthy.

The Kansas Kunt Kommittee is so ugly that she has to get pregnant to become nothing.

by Wicked Witch December 15, 2016