Jag kommer Faan trycka dig

Its a sentence in swedish made by Thomas, and it means "I will going to fuck you!"

Kp: Hej thomas!
Thomas: Tjena snygging
Kp: Vill du bli ihop?
Thomas: Ja det vill jag, Hur hårt ska jag trycka dig?
Kp: du ska faan trycka mig 5000!
Thomas: ja, jag kommer faan trycka dig!

by Abdiscoolaliv June 26, 2021

Dirty Kismet

A whore woman of whom will always believe it’s ‘fate’ that she met you. Has had at least 30 sexual partners due to this logic.

“I just slept with a girl last night bro, she was really hot! I honestly think it’s fate that we met last night.”
“Did she tell you that”
“Yeah”
“Damn bro, she just sounds like a Dirty Kismet. You should probably get yourself an STD test.”

by RegularSexHaver September 2, 2021

Steven Kospender

My favorite person to exist. Probably smells like coffee. Might be the smartest person on this planet. Gives good hugs and advice. Always makes me laugh. Will never be forgotten.

If I lost my legs in a sword fight, I’d want Steven Kospender to push my wheelchair.

by Your pal-CW November 23, 2021

nagito komeada

your insane. get therapy

"hello everyone, its me. nagito komeada on the nintendo DS!" *starts wheezing like a teakettle*

by kaiisus March 15, 2022

Nagito Komeada

gay

person 1- I like Nagito Komeada ^^

person 2- Thats pretty gay bro..

by my arms dead May 8, 2022

Blp kosher

A aspiring Jewish rapper who actually makes good music

BRO BLP KOSHER IS SO FIRE🔥🔥

by msx6942390 February 25, 2024

DE KOMMER HJÆLP OS

A common slang use for guts and blackpowder community for repeatable or spammable humour, a Roblox Napoleonic wars zombie apocalypse game. it is also a part of callout lines in the game for Denmark, you commonly hear this repeatedly when there's a map with Denmark nation in game like vardøhus fortress or Copenhagen. it is translated to "they're are coming help us".

player_1(CALLOUT): "DE KOMMER HJÆLP OS"
player_2(CALLOUT): "DE KOMMER HJÆLP OS"
player_3(CALLOUT): "DE KOMMER HJÆLP OS!"
player_4(CALLOUT): "DE KOMMER HJÆLP OS"
player_5(CALLOUT): "DE KOMMER HJÆLP OS"

by Annoyingmously December 8, 2024