John

smells really bad and walks funny

ewwww he smells like a john

by fdgreg54ryh September 28, 2018

John

a very nice person who bullys aaliyah and is roberts bestfriend

hi john

by fgi3bg March 11, 2019

John

The toilet

Be back bro, I gotta use the John real quick.

by m0ca May 20, 2019

John

A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go

He is a very special man

If you date a guy date a John

by Date a John October 24, 2019

John

To fart.

Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?

by Goldencow321 November 21, 2018

John

John is a gay man who sucks ball

John likes to suck boy balls

by The beastman July 24, 2018

John

Loves skittles

“Why is that person chasing Ivan?”
“You mean John? Yeah he’s chasing Ivan because he has skittles”

by AnonymousBellaFromH2O August 30, 2019