Joe

A bald ass mf

Joe is a bald ass mf.

by Oyyeeee March 26, 2016

Joe

American slang for coffee.

"Another theory holds that coffee came to be known as joe, because joe itself is a slang term for a common fellow, guy, or chap. In other words, coffee became a cup of joe because it was considered the common man's drink."

Splattered a glob of coffee creamer into my joe

by lovehandle00 September 19, 2018

Joe

Name for a chill slacker dude who doesn't take life too seriously, like, ever.

"Hey look, it's Slacker Joe! What's up, man?"
"Not much, just hittin' the bowl like usual dudes."

by well there goes two hours... May 2, 2016

Joe

Has a really square head and is so shit at fifa

Joe: "let's goo"
Lewis: "your such a sweat joe"

by Wizzer123 November 2, 2019

Joe

Joe is the epitome of best friend. Although he is impulsive it is an endearing quality. He has the smallest hands and feet but that's okay cause it means you can share shoes. He has a fun fetish.

Such a joe.

by Az the best January 7, 2018

Joe

The absolute fucking beast of this world. Challenge him and you will fail. None who fall under his onslaught of awesomeness survive. Befreind or run, the choice is yours. But if you run, just be warned, you can't run forever.

"Oh shit, It's Joe."
"Oh it's fine I'm friends with him. He's a really nice guy."
"I'm not, I don't like him."
"run, run whilst you still can."

by Stalin171 August 3, 2019

Joe

Average

The average joe

by Sleigh was h June suns February 13, 2017