cock jeans

Jeans on a male so excessively tight you can see the outline of his balls and penis.

Sized-down skinny jeans can become cock jeans. "That guy with the cock jeans is advertising only how small he is."

by hipsternoway December 31, 2013

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Artist Jean

A jean style sold by American Eagle Outfitters characterized by a low waistline, a tight fit around the knees, and a 20 inch leg flare.

I went to American Eagle the other day and bought a pair of Artist jeans; they're comfortable and I feel sexy!

by Sexy_Mango February 1, 2012

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This is when you put your girl face down with a pillow under her hips. Then you fill her ass with four ounces of gel hand sanitizer. Then you do her in the ass. Just as you are about to nut, you scream “Clean Jean”.

Last night, My neighbor heard me finish my Clean Jean.

by Gas man. June 5, 2020

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Jean-Simon

BRO THATS LEGIT ME I DON'T LIKE FUCKING GRAMMAR TABARNAK

Jean-Simon is the coolest not liking grammar french-Canadian ever

by Jean-Simon (fuck grammar) October 12, 2023

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Sitting jeans

Jeans that are flexible enough to sit in for a long period of time

Person1: We are going to a restaurant so im going to wear my sitting jeans!
Person2: Okay! Me too.

by EBONN August 28, 2023

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Jean Franco

He is the worlds hottest guy. The world wouldn't be the same without a Jean Franco in your life. He is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet. He is a very charming and strong. Jean Franco is a very good advisor and he can help you with anything. Be more like Jean Franco.

WOW! What a nice Jean Franco

by 12343455 November 9, 2017

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