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Jacob

he's gay
some dude: dude, look at that jacob over there! hes so gay
by GamerGirl4750 June 17, 2018
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Jacob

a nice guy who will steel all of the girls hearts. hes funny, sweet and has amazing hair!! if you look into his eyes you will never look away! he flirts whith every girl in the school. he's a heartbreaker. he chooses one girl to love and sticks whith her. i got lost in him myself.
Jacob:Hi serina
serina:Hey jacob!!!
by secretsinthesnow February 5, 2019
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Jacob

That fucking big ass whore who can jump like a real kangaroo. Sometimes his hair is an actual bird's nest. He believes that he is rich but when you see it from you pov, you realize he's just a showoff who has nothing better to do. He can also do the "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and toes" dance fairly and decently well. He is the fakest ass bitch you will ever meet. One second he will talk to your face, but then the next he will say something completely different to other people behind your back. The amount of times he calls you an asshole behind your back is too many to count. He will pretend to be nice to you when it's your birthday, but right when the clock hits 12:00 am the next day, he starts up again.
"This girl ______ is such an asshole, I would never choose her over you."
"ok Jacob"
by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020
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Jacob

Usually a boy who is called a turtle is taller than 5" but shorted than 6" and usually hangs around boys of the name troy Julius and darreon
Ayy that turtle reminds me of Jacob, turtle neck having ass
by Kamiya king February 4, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob's are little bitches. They always complain, there sad, because they are so damn lonely. Jacob's insult other people to bring themselves joy.
Damn that dude is a little complaining bitch, yeah that's a classic jacob right there.
by Zztopzipper October 21, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a bills fan. He likes the ALLAMOOG. He is short and sweet and likes it up his ass.
Jacob watched the bills game. And he look at the mysterious Allamoog
by ALLAMOOG October 28, 2013
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Jacob

A Jacob has countless sides to him and tends to be someone he’s not. If you’re not careful you will be easily lost in his charm and his eyes. You never trust a Jacob because they will break you’re heart because they believe that they are better than you and be embarrassed to be seen with you in front of his so called ‘friends’. He will do anything for his friends even though he means nothing to them and he knows that deep down he will never be one of them. Jacob likes to game and is described as having a stale gamer sweat, spends most of his time at home texting countless girls at once just to inflate his ego even more, even though all of them friend zone him or he will ‘friend’ zone them. If you fall for a Jacob you won’t come out the person.
A: Hi my names Jacob.

B: Cya!
by Jskdjakoals October 8, 2019
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