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Jason

Unreliable. Cares about nothing but himself. He is so disorganized everyone hates him. He cares about you though and he loves you.
Jason is so disorganized!!
by Kenzie34 May 28, 2018
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Being a Jason. Very similar to a Karen but they lost their shit more if you call them one. They also like to be mean to Karen’s.
Seriously bro stop being such a Jason.
by Soya555 February 9, 2021
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Also known as scrapasaurus as his work is useless
Fuck sake scrapasaurus that's one million dollars down the drain. Jason is going to get a donkey punch
by Mbgod September 4, 2019
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This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.
"Damn is that a Jason?"
"Yeah, that's a fat fucking piece of shit."
by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022
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Jason is a privileged white boy. He thinks he's hot and assumes everyone likes him. He's kinda a rich Fuck boy. He'll end up playing with you.
by Aik0 November 5, 2019
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He is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. You will regret meeting him. He treats you like a piece of shit cause he has no life himself. He acts diffrent depending on who is around. He won’t try to get a job and all he will do is sit down and play video games. He makes people feel bad for him but is a complete dickhed towards people.
by awe31116 February 16, 2019
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when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it
OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!
by adslfjka'dls;fjkaf April 12, 2019
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