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Laced Curtains

Laced Curtains...the frilly foreskin of an non-aroused uncircumcised penis.
Did you see that big guy in the shower pulling back his laced curtains and cleaning out the smegma?
by Rank Strainger March 25, 2020
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yellow curtain

China's division from the outside world, specifically its infamous great internet firewall. An allusion to the soviet Iron curtain.
"Facebook me"
"Dude, I'll be behind the yellow curtain in China, I can't get facebook"
by yellowcurtain December 18, 2013
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Brown curtains

When a male doesn't wipe his arse properly after pooping . When he parts his bum cheeks you see shit caked in his arse hair aka brown curtains
I ran out of toilet paper while wiping now I have some nasty arse brown curtains
by Poopybum15 November 8, 2019
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Scraggy curtains

Scraggy curtains is the name for a really baggy and ‘scraggy’ vagina. Typically used as an insult
Ew, she’s for Scraggy Curtains.
Must be Christina’s minge
by Mog was here! March 18, 2022
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Meat Curtains

The outer lips of a vagina that covers the hole.
Her meat curtains were in the way while I ate her out, I had to pull them apart to get the job done.
by CrazyTruthFrom98 January 23, 2016
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meat curtain

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s meat curtain can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s meat curtain around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat curtain stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
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hershey curtain

Having anal with a colored women, slam it in hard and pull out quick, fecal matter oozes out onto her pubes causing her to have hershey curtains
Damn bro, I fucked her in the ass so hard she got hershey curtains!
by Steve King II April 1, 2007
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