When a guy is so straight that he is only attracted to lesbian girls because straight girls like cock and that's gay
Austin: Yo Aiden, look at the girl over there she's so hot. Go ask her out
Aiden: Dude, she's gotta be lesbian because I'm ultra straight
Aiden: Dude, she's gotta be lesbian because I'm ultra straight
by The McLaughlin Family May 3, 2021
Get the Ultra straightmug. an umbrella term for people who are “nearly straight”
eg: man who is attracted to women AND non-binary people
eg: man who is attracted to women AND non-binary people
by Dleffu January 2, 2022
Get the zesty straightmug. To urinate in a shower, while its running or not, directly into the drain without any splashage or spillage onto the rest of the shower basin/tub and/or shower walls.
Being concerned over the health and safety of his roommates, B-Rad decided to straight-drain instead of go free willy.
Matthew was too drunk to perform a straight-drain so we made him go outside.
Matthew was too drunk to perform a straight-drain so we made him go outside.
by dferbs November 30, 2011
Get the Straight-Drainmug. Guy 1- “Yeah I got Straight armed today.”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”
by raptorjack180 August 29, 2020
Get the Straight armedmug. The process of average guys shunning any kind of refinement in the clothes/hair/personal hygiene & development department in fear of seeming gay.
coined by John Derbyshire in 2003 in his National Review Online article on this phenomenon.
Straight flight is similar to white flight (i.e., the large-scale migration of whites of various European ancestries from racially mixed urban regions to more racially homogeneous suburban or exurban regions. It was first seen as originating from fear and anxiety about increasing minority populations).
coined by John Derbyshire in 2003 in his National Review Online article on this phenomenon.
Straight flight is similar to white flight (i.e., the large-scale migration of whites of various European ancestries from racially mixed urban regions to more racially homogeneous suburban or exurban regions. It was first seen as originating from fear and anxiety about increasing minority populations).
Ex. 1:
- 'I heard John left the local theatre group.'
- 'Yeah, he did. The majority of guys in the group were gay and he didn't want people to think he was too.'
- 'Straight flight?'
- 'You said it.'
Ex. 2:
GF: 'You threw away your moisturizer and night cream. Why?'
BF: 'Because it's gay.'
GF: 'Taking care of your skin has nothing to do with being gay!'
BF: 'Only that it kinda does.'
GF: 'Typical example of straight flight. Weak.'
- 'I heard John left the local theatre group.'
- 'Yeah, he did. The majority of guys in the group were gay and he didn't want people to think he was too.'
- 'Straight flight?'
- 'You said it.'
Ex. 2:
GF: 'You threw away your moisturizer and night cream. Why?'
BF: 'Because it's gay.'
GF: 'Taking care of your skin has nothing to do with being gay!'
BF: 'Only that it kinda does.'
GF: 'Typical example of straight flight. Weak.'
by QuinnVK September 28, 2012
Get the straight flightmug. The Straight Cloud is a running inside joke among Gen Z. If you have not seen the Straight Cloud, then this implies you are a homosexual.
by shojio April 14, 2021
Get the Straight Cloudmug. The most supreme form of bitching, and is enough to drive anyone crazy, usually performed by mothers or teachers.
Daniel: Dude my mom grounded me for not doing my chores.
Jake: Sounds like she was straight bitchin.
Daniel: Damn straight
Jake: Sounds like she was straight bitchin.
Daniel: Damn straight
by instagram:stone_matheson May 4, 2014
Get the Straight Bitchinmug.