Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 20, 2024

ketchup sauce

when you under-perform or don't do something well

Nah, playa, you didn't hit 'em wit dat mustard sauce. Those chicken heads blew your game off. Straight ketchup sauce waudy.

by brealbeasy May 20, 2011

rost beef and ketchup

when you are eating a girl out on the thrag and you get a blood clot in your mouth and you eat it

i was eating here out and got some rost beef and ketchup

by k24civicboost August 04, 2009

smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period

I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

by wurldeater August 24, 2020

ass ketchup

Best way to say Ash Ketchum

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by ¥en Ashiyo July 23, 2022

Ass ketchup

The results of crapping a mixture of shit and blood, resulting in a very unpleasant smell.

"Hey bro, don't look in the toilet, the bowls full of ass ketchup!"

by Oceani's Cursed Word Drawer August 04, 2021

Ass Ketchup

A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.

Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?

I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.

by BigBojo February 22, 2022