turtle cave

The asshole.

"Hey did you get sexy with her last night?"
"Oh yeah, I tongue buttered her turtle cave so hard!"

by MindingFreedom September 2, 2017

kid cave

Synonym for vagina, ass, or mouth when referring to areas of the female anatomy where men release their sperm. Mainly used for when referring to the pussy.

I can't wait to fill your kid cave with baby gravy!

by Teddygrams254 February 21, 2015

cave dump

Function: noun
Etymology: spelunking, abandonment, misogyny, womanizing
Date: 2009

the activity or sport of depositing a female companion deep within the inescapable confines of a dark and scary cave, after you have sufficiently exhausted her usefulness. see: World of Warcraft

An easy way to cave dump an annoying post-menopausal woman is to tell her that Josh Groban is holding a record release party at the bottom of a nearby well; After lowering her in, seal up the well and simply walk away. Ain't nobody gonna raise you up now, bitch!

by daedalusVT April 16, 2009

Cave Baby

An extremely ugly girl that is disgusting and you don't even wana go near.

Hey dude your sisters friend is a cave baby.She has pimples all over her face and looks like a complete retard.

by noe one December 7, 2011

Slime Cave

When one masturbates inside of a sleeping bag and covers the inside with ejaculate

My sleeping bag is a slime cave because my girlfriend couldn't come on the camping trip

by NugzTheNugLover November 12, 2012

V caved

When female puts vagina on someones face
it is mostly used for a good time unless its a bad vagina

Oppisite for T bagged

Did you know you got v caved by her.

Man i want to be v caved so bad.

I only v caved you because i was dared.

by Curtiss Mow February 10, 2009

flooding the cave

the act of pissing in someones ass

thats gross you flooded the guys cave.

by KMarK November 12, 2003