Imprompoop

An impromptu poop. An imprompoop usually takes place when you expect it least, like when you’re on a date after eating Mexican food.

Dude: *grunts while in the car and makes a constipated face*

Girl: are you ok?

Dude: It just hit me like a rock. We have to leave now, gotta make an imprompoop.

by bigdickhoncho November 13, 2023

improper existence

meaning: to literally not exist properly, and is to not be THAT close to become a living human being anymore. hardly ever is used as a meme AND an internet insult on tiktok and youtube note: it didn't ACTUALLY become a meme nor an insult YET, but i hope it does and i hope people use this insult

hey bro.

what?

see that cringy-ass dream stan?

yeah

she got that damn *improper existence* right here lmao

by fandomking2k23 December 1, 2023

imperial phase

The period in which a musical artist is regarded to be at their commercial and creative peak simultaneously

The massive success of the ‘1989’ album cycle led many many critics to consider it the imperial phase in Taylor Swift’s career.

by txddy December 8, 2023

Imperical

Descriptor similar to tubular or righteous, generally used in approval, derived from a mix-up between empirical and imperial

That was a totally imperical kickflip!

by WiiTripper December 22, 2023

Imperm

Activating Imperm

Chain Imperm targeting Girsu

by Realneutralfacewhiteheart December 30, 2023

Imperfect hatred

The state or condition characterized by the presence of incomplete or flawed animosity or hostility towards a person, group, or situation. It suggests that the only emotion or feeling left in a situation is one of incomplete or flawed hatred. It implies that other emotions or positive aspects have been exhausted or overshadowed, leaving behind only a sense of negativity and animosity that is not fully formed or satisfying, suggesting a state of bitterness, resentment, or hostility that lacks intensity or completeness. The phrase seems to convey a sense of despair or bleakness in the situation it describes.

"The only thing remaining in our relationship is imperfect hatred."

by vau1t March 28, 2024

Imperial System

An archaic system developed by a drunken lobster

- I ran 10 kilometres today
- Can you convert that to the Imperial System?
- lmao no

by aHikingBear April 14, 2024