humpinkline

any small hairy mammal who feeds on the scrotums of adult human males

oh shit that humpinkline just ate my balls

by Larod Jockwood April 26, 2017

Hummingbird

When one gives a blowjob while humming as to avoid gagging

Girl 1: hey, wanna hummingbird?
Boy 1: Nah im into gagging thanks tho.

by yomomsahoe July 9, 2017

Humpin' the crumpet

1. Light-hearted joking
2. Lube-less anal sex
Closest synonym: joshin'

Don't get offended, bro. I was just humpin' the crumpet.

I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.

by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) December 16, 2018

humpindarky

A dust covered farmer who doesnt wash up before inserting his penis into a sheep

Holy fuck that farmer is pullin a humpindarky out there!

by Shortshitshyster May 19, 2019

Humdinger

Name given to jack by willie

Humdinger u dangerous man

by Alloysexytoes69 June 30, 2019

humpung

When you lick and fuck a hot redhead while brunettes forced to watch

Cant wait to humpung tagtred head while wife watches

by Mg crazy fak September 16, 2019

humpung

Humpung
Act of fucking a redhead while brunette watches

Cant wait to go humpung that hotvred head while the brunette watches

by Mg crazy fak September 16, 2019