"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 3, 2010
Get the my basset hound is gaymug. During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.
by Kyle tooth November 11, 2010
Get the German Blood Houndmug. Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
Get the Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkholemug. Tool hound: One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"
by choose one April 30, 2016
Get the tool houndmug. Low hound is a stand up ten toes , no nonsense type of person , he loves with all his heart and makes money easy.
by Ache November 22, 2021
Get the low houndmug. A very houndy hound
by Chikabille September 17, 2021
Get the Mr. Houndy Houndmug. When you are banging McCarthy’s mother in the poop shoot, then clean your dick on her pillow shoving her face in it for being a dirty girl. Don’t confuse it with Mississippi blood hound.
by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021
Get the Mississippi mud houndmug.