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my basset hound is gay

"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.
"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.

"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 3, 2010
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German Blood Hound

During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.
last night i gave my wife a german blood hound and now she cant walk.
by Kyle tooth November 11, 2010
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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Inbox hound

A thirsty man that is in every woman's inbox, direct messages etc in search of a date or sex.
"Hey girl! Johnny been inboxing me all day about catching dinner and a movie. " "Girl, he sent that to me too! He is an inbox hound. He sends that stuff to everyone."
by Lenadoesitbest June 16, 2016
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muff hound

the male version of a fag hag. a male, who hangs out with a gaggle of lesbians.
Say hi to Danny, he's our muff hound.
by andrew junior March 12, 2020
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G6 Hound

The most legendary gang of all times.

G6ixer
G6 Hound

Everything Flyin When The G6 Inna Spot...
by G6 November 6, 2025
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hound

These bosses hound a target employee without mercy
These bosses hound a target employee without mercy
by Marqueza January 11, 2018
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