I had to put a bag over Marco's head when I was banging him," said Neal. "He's such a homely sexual."
by scodder June 28, 2010
Get the homely sexual mug.As a displaced homemaker who had spent her adult life "working" at home, Tina suddenly realized the only job she could do in the real world was answering phones.
by astro_man23 January 27, 2010
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That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.
Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!
by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008
Get the homelier than a bag full of assholes mug.basically, it's what you get after you cut yourself whether it's on purpose self-mutilation or if you just cut yourself on accident.
person1: ughh! gnarly homemade tattoo.
person2: i know. im pretty emo.
anotherperson1: i just got a homemade tattoo.
anotherperson2: ur such a retard. go cover up ur papercut with a band-aid, u loser.
person2: i know. im pretty emo.
anotherperson1: i just got a homemade tattoo.
anotherperson2: ur such a retard. go cover up ur papercut with a band-aid, u loser.
by chalphaQ January 10, 2009
Get the homemade tattoo mug.by Murdahrous April 9, 2006
Get the Homely mug.A person that wants to live in the 70s and plays rockin guitar, harmonica and mandolin. He isn't a stoner cos he doesn't pay for what he smokes and is really cool. Comes from the original homeless Joe who is so cool you've never heard of him.
by Lord lovington April 29, 2004
Get the homeless joe mug.Gross guy who has no home in the ward county area, especially Minot, ND. He sleeps with any girl he can get even if he has a girlfriend, or 2. He has mad amounts of STDs and everyone hates him.
by Kate Paige June 11, 2006
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