Texas Hitchhiker

The act of pooping in someone’s mouth and then them giving you a blowjob with the poop still in your mouth, while next using the puke from having poop in their mouth to give you a handjob.

Oh man, that girl sure looks like she would give a good Texas Hitchhiker.

by Toast9150 June 26, 2025

bitch with a hitch

someone who has an other half, often a partner or close friend

look over there there's the bitch with a hitch

by BitchHitch October 10, 2008

South dakota hitchiker

insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air

Last night i saw a south dakota hitchiker

by Slimrick66 May 12, 2017

eat my hitch

When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass

Or

When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)

This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!

by Big daddy van November 10, 2021

Myrtle beach hitch hiker

Guy with mustache going down on girl and puts thumb up her butt

Austin shaved his beard into a mustache to give her the ole myrtle beach hitch hiker

by Steak and cake February 14, 2023

Skippin' and Hitchin'

The pre-fight gestures displayed by righteous brothers immediately preceding the opening of a can of Whoop Ass...on a boat dock...in Montgomery, Alabambambambama.

They rolled up on the USS Saltine skippin' and hitchin' after they saw that black man get jumped by a pack of white guys and then they kicked they asses.

by Tommi McLaughlin August 8, 2023

Greek trailer hitch

You must first find a piano dolly or any form of chair with wheels then, with a willing participant who will be the hitch, while on the piano dolly shove your dry nuts into the hitch’s ass then have them haul you around.

Ok babe grab your best piano dolly because we’re Greek trailer hitching tonight.

by Skunk knuckles October 7, 2023