“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”
by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018
A space hippo is a creature that lives on the edge of the galaxy on a planet called hipopolus,
planet:
It’s mostly covered in trees, swamps, small lakes and fields, the planet is also rich with fruits and small extra wild life like monkeys and other small wild life, the planet also has its predators that hunt the poor creatures their main one is tigadactle (picture tigers with 30ft wings).
Spacehippos:
They mostly eat fruits and drink water and they sleep in the asteroid belt around the planet so they don’t get hunted by the predators on the planet, the space hippo can also fly and survive in hyper space lanes to find new food and mating grounds.
planet:
It’s mostly covered in trees, swamps, small lakes and fields, the planet is also rich with fruits and small extra wild life like monkeys and other small wild life, the planet also has its predators that hunt the poor creatures their main one is tigadactle (picture tigers with 30ft wings).
Spacehippos:
They mostly eat fruits and drink water and they sleep in the asteroid belt around the planet so they don’t get hunted by the predators on the planet, the space hippo can also fly and survive in hyper space lanes to find new food and mating grounds.
by Peptic June 07, 2020
by Walltortoise February 06, 2023
You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids January 27, 2016
Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!
by National Hippo day October 16, 2019
by lööp cat December 20, 2021
When a woman is in the midst of a bean flicking session and it's is approaching the point of no return, she's so intent on getting to that point that she's working on it like it's a game of Hungry Hippo
I walked in on Cheryl at the point of Hungry Hippo and wasn't going to interrupt her, so I just let her finish while I moisturized her tits with a steaming load
by Funking Barsteward September 18, 2017