My mom is such a helen, she told me that if I can't wash my underwear; all my opinions are automatically trash or dumb, or invalid.
by nyoging_ng_pogi May 17, 2022

♡Helen Is shy at first but loud and very kind when you get to know her she may not speak a lot but when you say something about her friend she will speak up ♡
girl 1: that girl Helen is very quite and kylie said she was rude go talk to her
girl 2: ok
Girl 1: well what did she say
Girl 2: she was very nice and wanted to be friends with me you should talk to her
girl 2: ok
Girl 1: well what did she say
Girl 2: she was very nice and wanted to be friends with me you should talk to her
by Helen R October 20, 2020

Helen skills are required when dealing with a Helen. Much patience is required but on the plus side Helen is happy, horny and carries and attitude of no fucks given. She is absolutely one of a kind. Helen is a real energy zapping treat. She's worth tolerating.
by Shoutitlouderfm June 10, 2021

"Last night, I got the old lady with The Helen Keller, she tripped over the dog and stubbed her toe on the couch."
by Jamalpaperman November 24, 2022

by Ahhhghhh September 15, 2025

Noun: The sensation you experience when quickly standing up, causing reality to warp into an indescribable darkness and inability to comprehend sounds around you
by RememberTheAmibo September 22, 2019

