handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022

Handy Andy 5

When you get spiked at a gig lose your phone and become compus mentus with the spunk of 5 guys dribbling out

Whose dude I was violated last night I think I was Handy Andy 5 d

by Andy’s Da October 26, 2022

handbag shifter

A white woman who moves, grabs or shifts her handbag as soon she sees a black man walk into a shop, cafe or restaurant.

The handbag shifter moved as soon I walked into the coffee shop

by Bula Matari December 20, 2022

Handysexual

Being attracted to someone who is skillful with their hands.

I’m handysexual for guys who build muscle cars.

by Handysexual.com January 7, 2023

Handbird

1. Using something you already have rather than risk losing it by seeking a better option.

2. Taking an opportunity as it presents itself rather than taking the risk of waiting for a better one.

Derived from the phrase, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

I'm going to handbird these winnings, before I totally blow it.

I'm going handbird this job offer even though it isn't exactly what I want.

by Curtis Von Birdington June 11, 2023

Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023

Rowner Handbag

This is when your lady Friend Allows you to stick your nuts in her Pooper

The missus gave me a rowner Handbag last night

by Strange boi December 17, 2012