suboobial hair

Hair growth in the region hidden by your boob flaps.

Hey man, I just waxed my suboobial hair. Hurt like a bitch. It’s a difficult spot to reach so i had to have my mom help.

by YourSecretMate May 12, 2020

Simping hair

When person's hair makes them a simp magnet. As a trendsetter is considered Stray Kids' Hyunjin.

Simp: "OMG! Have you seen Hyunjin's blond hair? He's just so hot with them!"
Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."

by idedicatemyentirelifetoJesus August 30, 2021

bussy hair

A expression @joewoahy on TikTok says a lot.

Ewwww the bussy hair iya.

by Midari Ikishima November 8, 2020

Crung Hair

Thick, bushy ring of coarse hair around the anus.

That chick is hot but she got the crung hair.

I desperately need to trim my crung hair.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Hair pains

(n) An ailment which occurs when hair stays in the same unnatural position for a long period of time (ie. a change in hair parting or direction). Symptoms of Hair pains are aching, twanging pains on the scalp when hair is moved or has pressure applied to it.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.

Jen: Ohh I've had my hair in a tight high ponytail all day, I think I'm getting hair pains!

Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!

by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011

Hoth hair

the condition of one's hair after long-term exposure to cold, snowy weather; usually, a direct result of snow having melted upon a hatless head

(from the film The Empire Strikes Back, which partially takes place on the ice planet of Hoth)

"I should blow-dry this mess upon my head lest I walk around with Hoth hair for the remainder of the evening."

by Professor Echo September 8, 2014

PHK's Hair

PHK's Hair is the definition of absolute horizontality. PHK's hair is often/sometimes used to calibrate advanced astronomical equipment such as the Hubble Telescope, and other highly sophisticated devices.

Person A: "Wow! look at that guys hair. It's like a 100% horizontal"

Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"

by The Lizard Kingzzz October 12, 2011