Thot hour!

From 2-6am when you’re at your prime horny phase ,normally when sleeping with another person and you wake up at “thot hour” to have sex.

Bitch lets fuck it’s thot hour!

by Thatbitch;) October 29, 2019

Mask Hours

Similar to milliamp-hour in the measurement in the capacity of a battery, Mask Hours or Mask Hour is used to measure the capacity of time a face-mask can be worn during a global pandemic.

Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.

by VisyVisyVis89 August 20, 2020

stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes

"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"

by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017

banana hour

The hour at which anything is hysterically funny (such as the random mention of the word banana) after staying awake for an extended period of time

Dude, it’s 4 am, why is Todd in the other room laughing his ass off?

Oh, it must be banana hour.

by BMDragon November 11, 2017

route hour

Usually a time of night where you text all your hoes (bootycall hours); to make your rounds; daily route

Liquidasia told her best-bish Aquanasia not to let that dusty boy DayDay call her during route hours!

by Starr5 January 28, 2014

porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn.

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh November 23, 2015

Crackhead hours

Between the times of 12 a.m. and 3 a.m. where you know you should be in bed, but you instead stay up talking about random crap and doing stupid stuff like playing with fire.

Dude, I had some crazy crackhead hours this morning.

by Larry DonkBonkers November 29, 2019