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Booger Hooker

Noun: Either the right or left index fingernail. In some rare cases it is the right or left index And middle fingernails, one in each nostril. This would be a double hook by a skilled booger hooker.
Roscoe was in despair when he broke his best Booger Hooker off at the quick.

Don, " I saw Roscoe in the meeting performing a perfect Double Booger Hook. He had them up to the second knuckle"

Ed, " Man, has that guy got skills or what?"

bugger booger hooker nose picker snot
by Gizzard Ripper January 28, 2011
mugGet the Booger Hookermug.

frothy hooker

A hooker with rabies, who froths.
eewwwwwwww, that is fucked up dude
by hex_ten December 23, 2004
mugGet the frothy hookermug.

pirate hooker

A women who is usually racist, violent, a little bi curious and resides in a little shack on whore island.
A: she hates black people, is bicurious and has guns
B: tell that pirate hooker to go back to her home on whore island
by vacos March 31, 2012
mugGet the pirate hookermug.

Bugger Hooker

Noun: Either the right or left index fingernail. In some rare cases it is the right or left index And middle fingernails, one in each nostril. This would be a double hook by a skilled bugger hooker.
Roscoe was in despair when he broke his best Bugger Hooker off at the quick.

Don, " I saw Roscoe in the meeting performing a perfect Double Bugger Hook. He had them up to the second knuckle"

Ed, " Man, has that guy got skills or what?"

bugger pick nose snot pick nose
by Gizzard Ripper January 25, 2011
mugGet the Bugger Hookermug.

Jasmine Hooker

A very nice girl who is obsessed with Totoro. Wont get off her phone and loves tik tok dances. Gets mad sometimes but it doesnt matter. Great at everything such as math and piano. Get to meet a Jasmine Hooker and your life will be 10x better
by hewwokittyX3 February 20, 2020
mugGet the Jasmine Hookermug.

hooker orange

when a woman's spray tan goes horribly wrong .
Matt:"jeez Phil look at that girl"
Phil:"yeah Matt shes got that hooker orange look"
by tristan.dick February 16, 2018
mugGet the hooker orangemug.

hooker’s kazoo

An unexpected outbreak of oral sores from a musical origin.
No matter how much you like music, blowing on a Hooker’s Kazoo is NOT worth it.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except for Hooker’s Kazoo.

I used to stay at the Best Western, until I got Hooker’s Kazoo. Now it’s the Comfort Inn for me.
by Hooker’s Kazoo September 6, 2019
mugGet the hooker’s kazoomug.

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