Hamburger

It has the largest "buns" in the room with the biggest "sesame seeds"
It always carries lots of "grease"
It is very "brown"

Wow! You're such a hamburger!!

by What a big cock! January 12, 2022

Hamburger

A delicious food that can be served on many occasions. Known for being very delicious and meaty and cheezy. If people serve you a hamburger with not any kind of meat or meat replacement you are legally allowed to burn down their place of residence and their workplace. Also known for slowly starving out the world whilst you fat Americans keep eating them.

Now if you won't excuse me I have to burn down someones restaurant.😤

PI: Do you know that hamburgers are destroying the world?
PII: ¨Munching¨ What?

by Imjustheretocomplain December 12, 2018

hamburger racing stripes

The full-body lines of road rash resulting from a high-speed motorcycle crash.

She low-sided the bike and miraculously walked away, but you should have seen the hamburger racing stripes on her side!

by Iraq-Irate July 24, 2009

Hamburger Hete

A hamburger with Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of buns.

Hamburger Hete?! Dude, that's like a heart attack in a bun... or, in a doughnut, rather.

by Bilal H. August 18, 2010

Hamburger meat

A term used to describe some wet and bloody pussy

My girl got some hamburger meat so we smashing tonight

by Knegust April 23, 2019

Wet Hamburger

When slippery when wet signs grow limbs and chugs bleach

Person 1: Another wet hamburger happened at the shops

Person 2: Nice dude

by fucking mad lad douglas March 04, 2021

jon hamburger

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by Jon hamburger October 12, 2022