Simp: "OMG! Have you seen Hyunjin's blond hair? He's just so hot with them!"
Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."
Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."
by idedicatemyentirelifetoJesus August 30, 2021
When a person has an "edgy" haircut. The gimmick is that no one can see past the hair into how lame or unattractive the person is.
by babooforu April 24, 2009
the condition of one's hair after long-term exposure to cold, snowy weather; usually, a direct result of snow having melted upon a hatless head
(from the film The Empire Strikes Back, which partially takes place on the ice planet of Hoth)
(from the film The Empire Strikes Back, which partially takes place on the ice planet of Hoth)
"I should blow-dry this mess upon my head lest I walk around with Hoth hair for the remainder of the evening."
by Professor Echo September 08, 2014
by i heart camaros January 29, 2012
PHK's Hair is the definition of absolute horizontality. PHK's hair is often/sometimes used to calibrate advanced astronomical equipment such as the Hubble Telescope, and other highly sophisticated devices.
Person A: "Wow! look at that guys hair. It's like a 100% horizontal"
Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
by The Lizard Kingzzz October 11, 2011
Pensi Hair
by TheHylian12 August 27, 2017
by Midari Ikishima November 08, 2020