John Green

Master of feelings.
I hate John Green. He is evil.

JOHN GREEN WROTE THE FAULT IN OUR STARS FOR GOODNESS SAKES AUGUSTUS WATERS SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN CREATED DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF THAT BOOK

John Green by I Wish I Was Hazel Grace March 24, 2013

Greener

Someone who attends the Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA.

A stereotypical greener will have dreads, dress like a homeless person, smell like a wet dog who just smoked a pack of clove cigarettes, and live off of their mommies and daddies. In reality most greeners are very nice, clean, upstanding members of the community, their reputations are just sullied by the dirty hippies who are majoring in pottery.

Girl: "What's the quickest way to starve a greener?"
Guy:"I don't know."
Girl:"Hide their mom's credit card under a bar of soap."

Greener by jklmno February 23, 2009

green fairy 

Popular name for the hallucinogenic liquor Absinthe; 'green' obviously coming from the colour, and 'fairy' from the fact that after a few shots you shrink to 6 inches and grow wings. What Van Gogh was drinking when he cut his ear off.

Wanna go dancing with the green fairy again?

green fairy by TheDefenestrator April 16, 2005

green mind 

Philippine slang for someone who thinks compulsively erotic thoughts; dirty minded; the tendency to give innocent phrases a sexual connotation.

Occasionally the use of the term "green minded" by Usonian English speakers (to mean "environmentally conscious") causes Pinoys great amusement.

WILLIAM: How long have you lived here?

ALFREDO: Ever since I came in the USA

WILLIAM: Dude, you had sex with the USA? Did she get pregnant?

ALFREDO: Aw, man, you have a green mind!

green mind by Abu Yahya February 22, 2010

Green Brown Hit

The second hit out of any marijuana smoking device. No one ever wants to take this hit, but first is the worst and second is the best.

Person one: "Hey man, do you want green hit?"
Person two: "Hey, you take green hit, I'll take green brown hit ;)."

Green Brown Hit by Sharon Fiddley December 9, 2008

Green Cheek Conure

A green cheek conure is a small parrot of the family conure. they have long red tails, yellow bellies with red splotches and, of course, green cheeks. they are very energetic, and if you train them not to bite you, they will be very docile. you must play with them for at least 20 minutes a day. they are highly allergic to avocado, and if they eat it, they could die.

"Dude, what's that big red scratch on your face?"
"That was my new green cheek conure."
"You know you have to train them, right?"
"Oh..."

Green Cheek Conure by AiraSkye August 20, 2011

Greene County Virginia 

the people of greene county mostly all live in the middle of nowhere on the blue ridge mountains. their favorite places to hang out are at the foodlion and sheetz. the highschool's football team hasn't won more than one or two games a season in about 50 years and all the surrounding schools make fun of how lame WMHS is. the name of the most awesome person that lives there is josie. it's a small town with farms and smelly cows and country music (yuck) but when the sun rises and sets on the blue ridge, it's the most wonderful place in the world.

A typical conversation in Greene County Virginia would be:

Josie- "hey kiersten, what do you want to do?"
Kiersten- "hmm... lets go to foodlion!"
Josie- "Great idea! I bet we'll see everybody else we know there! Party!"

Greene County Virginia by Greene Countian November 22, 2011