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greedastrophe

greedastrophe

noun, greed + catastrophe.

1. General, where greed on the part of one party causes a catastrophe to some other party. Example: some resource harvester (mining, forestry, fishing) rips-off the putative resource owners without adequate compensation, usually with wider negative effects such as pollution (mining, forestry) and/or resource depletion (all, but especially fishing; no fish no eat.)

2. Specific, where the catastrophe referred to is the possible - going most probable - negative effect on our environment, thought to result from ever-increasing CO2 build-up in the atmosphere, this CO2 build-up in turn being one result of fossil-fuel burning, mature forest clearing etc.

This catastrophe is also referred to as climate change, aka global warming, aka greenhouse-effect.

The term greedastrophe indicates the prime cause of, and major hindrance to effective action against, this CO2 build-up, much feared by compassionate realists - and much dismissed by pushed-paradigm apologists, spruikers and/or lying (criminal!) propagandists.

Note: greed is *not* good; never was and certainly not now. Wo/mankind has made great progress - by cooperating; now our very world is threatened by the greedy acts of a dastardly few. The name of the game is not 'rip-off your neighbour,' but enlightened altruism; do no harm.
The greedastrophe may be the greatest crisis ever to be faced, and if not avoided, may be our last crisis.

The greedastrophe is *everyone's* business: gotta stop it!

Avoiding the greedastrophe will require we the people to deploy countervailing power against (venal!) vested interests. In our so-called democracies (US, UK, Aus & Israel, say) the only lever we possess is our so-called representatives, they must now change to *properly* representing us.
by phil kendall March 31, 2008
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greedbe

when your rich friend doesn't want to pay for something or doesn't pay you back. A friendly or tame term for jewbee or jewbag.

"wat a greedbe"
greedbee
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Greeny

To drink a large amount of alcohol with friends then wake up the next day to be the only one to vomit up a storm
"Wow I drank way too much last night...now I'm pulling a greeny"
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greezy handy

This is when you get a handy before a shower right after a sports event.
She gave me the best greezy handy after homecoming last night
by Lefty38 December 3, 2013
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greed cage

That wall street guy rides around in his greed cage.
by Jerryt January 1, 2014
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greeny fever

Feeling of nausea and possibly vomiting from not eating before smoking weed.
Woah dude I think I got greeny fever. I didn't eat anything before we smoked.
by SpecialK6 December 4, 2015
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greedivator

A person who is motivated by greed. The must have it all at any cost.
That company is run by a major greedivator who fills his pockets with cash while working his employees to death.
by vonCK October 10, 2017
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